Shocked!

I'm shocked that my Jeep is broken again. I have broken three rear shocks in three months. Trust me, it's not my driving, it's these crappy Skyjacker shock absorbers. I'm no mechanic, but I know the problem lies in that little hole you see down at the bottom of the shock. The nut that sticks out of that hole likes to break off, then the oil drains out of the shock and it's worthless. You can push down on my back bumper and practically dribble the back end of my Jeep like a basketball. Looks like I'll be riding my bike to work tomorrow.