Tags Should Come On Gifts, Not on Trees

We put up our Christmas tree Sunday evening. Assembling the brand new tree in our new house preparing for our first Christmas together was a pretty jolly time. Except for one ridiculous inconvenience. The tags! Eight huge tags just on one electrical cord alone. Do not drive over cord, do not immerse in water, do not use for more then 90 consecutive days, and the list continued. In case we didn't get the warnings in English, Spanish tags were also attached. Each light string on the tree also had several smaller tags attached. What kind of sue happy society do we live in?