What once was lost now is found

Several month ago I lost the key to the church. I tore my room and car apart before deciding it must be buried in the sand at Pine Trees. Finally, I fessed up to the lost item and mourned the loss of the key chain... a sturdy, stainless steel bottle opener imprinted with the logo of my Alma mater. It seems fitting, doesn't it? A church key on a church key key chain. Today I uncovered the elusive key from under the floor mat while vacuuming the Jeep. What better way to celebrate than with a cold brewski?